Shmoil

A verb that can be used in any sentence to describe an action

Yo, let’s just shmoil to the store really quick and grab something to eat

He was taking too long to walk to my house so i told him to just shmoil over here.

Shmoil by BigOrange September 12, 2019

Schmoil 

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

Shmole 

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Shmole 

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmole 

A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.

"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger

Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019

Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019