shlimpy

shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.

barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp

by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020

butter shrimp

girl with a nice ass

Damn girl let me see some of that butter shrimp

by D-sad June 23, 2008

shrimptuition

An intuitive understanding regarding the proper cooking time of shrimp.

"Jennifer, this recipe says to cook the shrimp for 17 minutes, then add chicken, then cook for another 5. My shrimptuition knows that can't be right."

by WordsWineFriends November 18, 2018

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

shimpole

when you have no idea how to pole dance so you shimmy up and down a pole

that girl was such a shimpole

by Castletinii March 18, 2018