shlong

a long weiner

that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.

by flygirlsu March 31, 2004

shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
8=======D~~~~~o:

by Kenithkay May 25, 2008

Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003