shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shitbilly

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.

Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"

by Dmmaline December 16, 2008

Shitbin

A hairy, gorilla like man who shits in his kitchen bin despite his toilet being merely a metre away.

Chris Barnes is a real, fucking shitbin.

by Sick tits February 13, 2014

shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.

<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005

shitflinging

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk

will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things

by stutter November 28, 2007

shitdip

The best way to enjoy a dip of tobacco in which the user takes a dip while taking a shit. This may explain why a dipper takes 20+ minute shits. It is the most euphoric feeling since snorting cocaine off of a hooker's ass while watching Forrest Gump. The most favorable dips tend to be of (but not limited to) the Natural variety, including Copenhagen Southern Blend. It shall never include anything from the Longhorn brand of dips as I would rather lick a skunk's asshole than put that in my mouth.

Person 1: Justin has been on the shitter for over an hour! Do you think he fell in?

Person 2: No, he's taking a shitdip.

by cedar wood January 6, 2013

Shitfarted

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.

"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"

by Lnasty January 9, 2012