Shitdrift

When a cat has poo stuck to is’t butt fur and runs/wipes it on the carpet in a semicircle.

Did you see Fluffy’s shitdrift? It defies laws of physics.

by Violator0325 November 26, 2022

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

Shiturature

1- reading material read only in the bathroom that generally stays in the bathroom
2- garbage literature that you would only read if you were trapped in the bathroom with it

1- I keep my collection of "wired" magazines under my sink as shiturature
2- twilight is such shiturature.

by Rorher September 18, 2010

ShitChat

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit

"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"

by ttsmith04 August 5, 2008

shitchat

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!

Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?

by bread infection December 31, 2005

shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joey D. August 12, 2005

shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009