shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

Shillocks

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

by Pierce January 28, 2004

shitocks

it means your in trouble, badly. see fuck

oh shitocks dawg the cops are here

by BRAYDEN April 30, 2003

Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.

Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!

by Ugotburned July 17, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016