sackward

When you "accidentally" put your nutsack on a girl's forehead, but she didn't want you to.

Oh, man, the other night, I put it right on her forehead, and she looked at me like, uh, NO. Sooooo sackward!

by chodrais November 29, 2010

Skankward

Malicious skanks that infiltrate a small social network in hopes of scoring with the majority for bragging rights; they provide no insightful conversation, rather their strategy is to make you talk at them. Social interaction with these skanks is very awkward if intentions are not sexual thus the term skankward.

P.S.: Beware of these skanks they are known to be class five clingers.

Kayla and Susan are Skankward(s)

by Freddie the Mustache May 21, 2011

Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010

Hawkward

An adjective, describing 'a situation so unbelievably awkward it rivals Hawkman's backstory and continuity issues.'

After seeing Carter naked, it's now been incredibly 'hawkward' to be around him.

by MrChrisHansen October 22, 2011

hawkward

an adjective used to describe a person who is hot and awkward at the same time, making them the best of both worlds

"Did you see that rower? Definitely hawkward!"

by ALH328 August 25, 2009

Stalkward

When someone displays an insider knowledge of your personal life garnered from social networking posts not involving them...

1. I got this stalkward post from marissa re: mike's post about thailand...

2. How stalkward was jonnie with that call on fb, he always tries to chime in on our pj's...

3. chutters johnson just told me he thought floral bikini's really suit me...stalkward!

4. i just told alexandra how hot she looks in floral bikini's and she giggled, i'm in for sure...
where'd u see her in a bikini?
facebook...
that's stalkward as, and can you stop touching my leg...

by pw11ly January 23, 2010

smawkward

An awkward situation with someone you have a history with. A smakward situation is any interactions with your ex, ex hook up, or crush

Talking to my ex after ignoring eachother for three months is smawkward.

by Aguacate November 19, 2006