Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Shanding

Adj. To tap or rap (with your fingers or a pen, for example) repetitively on a desk, keyboard or other solid object. Done in order to cause annoyance to other people close by to you, especially at work or school where you need to concentrate. Invariably perpetrated by people who think it's cool to do so, along with other annoying habits such as pen clicking.

*tap tap tappity-tap, tap tap tappity tap...*
"I wish that tool would stop shanding! He knows all the desks are bolted together! I can't concentrate for him constantly shanding."

*rap rap-rap rap, rap rap-rap rap...*
"Dude, I really need to concentrate on this customers' order. Please, for the love of God, stop shanding"

by Dirtcreature X1 April 29, 2014

shanning

The act of one man touching another man inappropriately in a sexual manner.

I saw you shanning that young man at that party

by RawbNyce July 12, 2011

Shanking

1.To go somewhere by means of walking.

2.Or to shag repeatedly (You decide)

Sam: Shanking to the lake today?
Mary: Ye man. I'm up for it if you are!

Sam: Wunna shank up the lake today?
Mary: Umm na man.. I have standards!

by Fougere July 2, 2007

toe shanking

sexual fetish, involving the growth and insertion of long toenails or a toedo(see definition..) into any appropriate orifice. mostly a heterosexual practice; frowned upon in gay community as too freaky.

Lauren was so pleased when Zach grew his toenails out for their anniversary. He knew how hot toe shanking was.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009