shlurp

In my senior year, my english teacher bent down and asked me to shlurp him.

shlurp by Jarshsnobble December 26, 2023

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

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Shlurple Shlurple Shlurple. Also the son of PunksOut and a Corporation and Cult in the name of Shlurple.

What up my Shlurple?

Shlurple by Shlurple May 22, 2025

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Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

Shlurpee by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026

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Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

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Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

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when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.

Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

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