Soft Serve

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.

The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.

by Jimmy James P October 31, 2008

Translate server error

A famous Chinese restaurant serving bugs saute...

- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Weird...

by Tom Gore October 4, 2008

EA servers

A shitty game server that disconnects way too often. Especially in FIFA 15.

Person 1: (playing FIFA 15) What the fuck? Why do I keep getting disconnected?
Person 2: Because the EA servers are shit.

by punkrocka February 25, 2015

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

Server Admin

One who has access to many administrative features on various servers of various different games. Server admins are saviors to some, but assholes to others. Some features include but are not limited to kick, ban, temp ban, burn, slay, teleport, freeze, switch teams, global chat. (these commands taken from various games)

Player: There is a guy in here who is hacking!!!111!!

Hacker: Haahaha lololololol!!!1!1! you can has no Server Admin to can has kick meez!!! ROFLBOAT!!!!

Server Admin: I can has ban you!

*Hacker Baned*

by T-Dub Rofl January 28, 2009

Christian Server

A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.

Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.

Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(

by Your Server ADMINISTRATOR June 3, 2018

Server

The politically correct word for waiter/ waitress, which is a very high stress job that usually pays under $3 and hour. Commonly confused by people who assume server can also mean; servant, maid, lesser being, jester, water bearer, slave, and sometimes even a dog. That is a common misconception.

Sever- I fucking quit this shithole of a job.

Manager of Chili's- What's wrong?

Sever- Fucking table 22 thinks I'm here to wait on them hand and foot and asks for 1 new thing every time i pass their table instead of all at once when I ask them if they need anything else. 33 thinks for some odd reason their 2 year old should be allowed to pour out all the sugar and then draw on it. Aaron's table 45 wants me to get refills for them because their server sucks, and some A-hole at 11 just snapped at me like I am his German Sheppard. Fuck You, Fuck Them, I quit.

by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009