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5 second rule

An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
by Hablacraja July 10, 2004
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secondary

A term used in forums and image boards to refer to people who get into an anime, video game etc. by secondary means (typically through a sequel or spinoff) and completely ignore the respective originals and source materials , resulting in a skewed understanding of background lore. More often than not being a secondary is very easy to correct but people refuse to do so out of laziness, so they are rightfully shunned. The term is commonly used among touhou and type-moon fans, and by many fans of visual novels with poor or inferior anime adaptations.
Dan is a huge fan of Gundam Unicorn, but hasn't even seen the original Mobile Suit Gundam. He's such a filthy fucking secondary.
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senior spring

An extended period of time experienced by a person wherein they can conduct themselves in a carefree manner with little to no repercussions.

Senior spring is similar to the attitude toward work exemplified by a forth year student in high school or college during their spring semester.

This term was made popular by NBC’s The Office in its eighth season, for it was spoken by Pam Halpert, a leading character.
Pam: At this point, when you’re this pregnant, it’s kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.
by A. William November 10, 2019
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Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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deyi secondary school

deyi secondary school is an amazing school for you if you want to get detention for being 3 seconds late to school. the toilet on level 1 smells like shit, the moment you enter it you’ll start vomiting profusely. the school has enough money to buy tvs to put in the hall for fuck knows why and the videos they play look like something they made in 2001 (which they probably did), but they apparently don’t have money to get actual tiles for the floor. our classrooms look like rooms that haven’t gone through renovation yet. the floors are full of dirt and cement , one would think this school was built yesterday. the boys for some reason think that they look extremely attractive with mushroom hairs. don’t even get me started on the girls with bangs that look like a bugs feelers. for some reason everyone is obsessed with tiktok , especially the girls who also happen to think that pulling the skirt al the way up to their breasts is a new form of fashion. our band is cool, but 3/4 of the school is in band. all you have to get into band is probably tell the seniors that you like their hair or something.
A: “bro i got into deyi secondary school

B: “bro that’s not a flex
by sour power candy August 22, 2021
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Second Hand Tunes

The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).
When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.
by dbader October 10, 2008
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Wake Forest Senior Fifth

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).
Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!
by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011
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