Semi-Chub

A boner in an early stage of development. It is no longer flacid, but not quite erect yet.

Dude "Hey Ben did you see Lupitas ass during swimming today" Ben "Hell yeah, she gave me a little bit of semi-chub"

by Martin slasher07 December 17, 2011

sedition

incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Semi-Lesbian

A poor excuse to be apart of a LGBTQ+ community

Semi-Lesbian is the dumbest idea someone has come up with this year.

by ChocoAki November 30, 2022

semitic good looks

the physical attractiveness of a Jewish person

Lisa Simpson: "I believe everything you say, with your words and Semitic good looks."

by beautiful_penguin May 21, 2016

semi-cool

Something that is cool, but not entirely cool. Some would says it's aight

-Dude, check out my new furby it records military data...
-That's semi-cool.

by jeffba September 4, 2008

semibrity

- An actor or TV personality you seem to stumble upon all the time, but always forget or never bother to learn their name.

- A celebrity who (in your opinion) doesn't deserve to be that famous. (used as a minor insult.)

- Dude, isn't that the guy from Just Shoot Me?
- Who, dude?
- You know that tall bald guy in Just Shoot Me, he's a total semibrity?
- Shit, dude he ain't no semibrity that's Brian Posehn. He's totally famous in my book.

by Trollcan November 28, 2013

ov şehit

Turkish version of "oh shehit", got popular at mid 2010's between Turkish teenagers. According to rumors the sentence came to Turkey with reddit from US redditors. Generally using in "fatal" events. Also "şehit" means "martyr" in Turkish.

"Ov şehit, his nose bleeds like a fountain."

by gotmeonmyknees December 6, 2020