Selfie stick

A dildo, vibrator

Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time

by Minxymoo February 26, 2015

Selfie Olympics

An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.

Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!

Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.

by Selfie Champion January 4, 2014

selfietunity

Opportunity to take a selfie, and it's one that you just cannot miss.

Person 1: Aye, I got mi hair done!
Person 2: Gurl I got mine done too!
Both: SELFIETUNITY!

by Geekinwiththing1 April 17, 2014

poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 4, 2015

Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.

This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.

by Mr.Dinoman October 19, 2015

selfie

Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag

idiot 1: Let's take a SELFIE
idiot 2: DUCK FACE #YOLO!

by #SWAG #YOLO #IDIOT May 8, 2014