Segway

(Segway) An absolute useless piece of garbage idiot who has a mother that simply does not love them

That guy is a Segway

by Billy cataper June 17, 2022

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Segway

The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).

Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.

It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022

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sewey

A kind-hearted person who is compassionate towards others.

She is a sewey, you should really cherish her.

by uiop94 January 6, 2023

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segwaygation

Da "separate but equal" dividing of citizens depending on whether or not they possess electric scooters.

I'm all for equality and intermingling, but as carelessly and recklessly as some people operate their battery-powered two-wheelers, some segwaygation might actually be necessary for safety's sake!

by QuacksO July 19, 2023

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