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sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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sexaliciousness

Now, thats sexalisciosness right there!
by YEAH BABY January 2, 2004
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mantastically sexalicious

Not only to have a 10 on the Worcester Manometer, but also to have a physical resemblance of the gods, AKA to be so sexy that women and gay men just cannot help but want you, even without seeing you, just by feeling your presence (such as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Faris, John Adam, and NOTTTTT!!! Charles Lindbergh)
Betsy: Is Charles Lindbergh sexy?
Claire: Hmmm, well he is cute, but he's definitely not mantastically sexalicious. You would have to be aboslutely insane to think he was THAT good looking.
Betsy: Let's check the Worcester Manometer!
Claire: Okay!
(check Worcester Manometer)
Betsy: He came up as a 5?
Claire: Hmmm, well I guess he really ISN'T good looking...

(At a party...)
Candy: OMG! This party is so much fun!
Cookie: Yeah it is... (suddenly very alert, Cookie has stopped dancing and puts her hand slowly on Candy's shoulder) I've just cum. Is there someone at the door.
(They both whip around to see that Sean Faris has just entered. Upon realizing what has happened, they are both overcome by the strength of his sexiness and are unable to maintain conciousness, fainting in the middle of the room).
Father: (apparently slightly dizzy, speaking to Sean Faris) You're lucky I'm not gay, otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle that you are so mantastically sexalicious.
by Bobby X. June 2, 2008
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Segalink

A blockage between the commoner and the wicked government.

A wall between the oppressor and the oppressed
The government is fighting him because he is a segalink.
by Sobsoil September 15, 2019
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Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.
Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts
by Egypt April 22, 2017
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Tia Safalin

Person 1: Is that a picture of Tia Safalin on your wall..?
Person 2: Yeah it is, I love her
by anonymous January 25, 2021
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sexalicious

Something very good or appealing, but not necessarily in a sexual way
"We won the lottery? Sexalicious!"
"That new girl is sexalicious."
by JC July 6, 2004
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