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scrofty

Adj; used to describe a bodily rejoin that is both unclean and poorly or inadequately shaven, or characterized by uneven or spotty hair growth.
Percival's sub-par hygenic attitude, combined with his pseudopubescent life stage, yield a disgusting and scrofty excuse for a face.

Shave, you scrofty bastard.
by C + L July 27, 2008
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Scroof

An injury to the testacles. Usually a result of the application of upward force to the area.
I got scroofed by the park bench.
by Swrill September 4, 2016
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Stromfront

Armchair generals living cushy lives for the most part, but feel the need to generalise every living thing possible to feed their own narcissism and a medieval "us vs them" mentality.
What they refer to as "us", "we", "our culture" and "our achievements" is in actuality defined by the liberal West which they loathe with a passion.
Their definition of "we" includes nearly all European ethnic groups, which in reality have very little in common and hated each others guts before the liberal West untied this group into a greater European identity.
It’s interesting to note their take on mixing and sharing achievements as long as its within the approved list of ethnicities, aka whites. For example, America is seen as a "white nation" when in fact only a handful of European people were responsible for its creation. i.e Brits. At this time the Irish were considered slaves basically. But today they consider America a country for all whites including Irish, Russians, Italians etc
To join this elite group each ethnicity needs to offer an achievement which all whites can take credit for. The exception is Asians and Arabs in which case an elaborate revisionist history is invented where this elite club of ethnicities suddenly all become lets say, "Aryan" and are responsible for all civilisation in those lands. Note the term Aryan has no European origin whatsoever.
The best way to join the Elite club is by being blonde. Any savage Viking past will do. No questions asked.
Hurr durr, Im an Aryan. Worship my face. We will fight Muslims and Jews with our tiny shitty movement they have probably never even heard about. Strategy includes drowning them in informative leaflets.

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by Narcissist Killer October 5, 2010
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scrompin' the nuggets

slang for having sex; originated in Southern West Virginia.
Have you seen Josh and Hannah today? No, I think they're out scrompin' the nuggets.
by mayorofgsville09 March 27, 2009
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Scrumf

A weak ass enemy from any video game that can be killed by just looking at it. Also used to describe someone who can't fight.
That guy went down like a scrumf!
Dude, you're such a scrumf.
by PoopyButt Magoo February 25, 2015
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ole scrofani

the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig
When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani
by Joe Bosco December 17, 2008
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scrotflap

1. a flaccid testicle that hangs out of the wearer's shorts; 2. a deruagatory term for an unwelcome party guest that becomes the last person at the party.
1. I hate these shorts, my scrotflaps are always hanging out. ; 2. Zack is such a scrotflap sometimes, I wish he would just get the point that we don't want him hangin out for 58 hours in a row.
by Mike D to the Nizzle May 19, 2005
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