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Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.
fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened
by bangfish September 22, 2009
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Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.
Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”
by dooshbagg August 10, 2012
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screenshot

a picture of a piece (or whole) of your computer desktop.
Valuable in explaining to people how to do different stuff in applications, or just sort of generally cool.
Also, valuable when designing web pages as a person with one computer, so your Windows friend can send you screenshots of what stuff looks like in IE (or, if you're on the dark side, so your Mac friend can send pics of what it looks like in Safari)....
Person 1: Hey, I have this awesome new app on my comp. Wanta come see it sometime?

Person 2: Nah, just email me a screenshot.
by person3 April 9, 2006
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screenies

Are you ready for tonight's Screenies, eh?!
by Ehhhhhhhh March 1, 2015
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Screenie

A Screenie or Screeny means "Screen Shot". As in a digital photo of your computer desktop.
Hey, can you take a screenie of that wicked graphic for the next wall post?
by genkins January 29, 2010
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screensaver

A piece of software, usually something lame that was installed by default with your OS, that takes over when your PC thinks you're not using it any more.
Some screensavers are cute, like Viking Kittens, and some have a purpose, like Make Love Not Spam, but most are just unimaginative lameness that installed by default with sWindles.
by Downstrike December 1, 2004
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Gray Screening

The act of sending multiple text messages to someone without receiving a reply, causing the visible range of the iphone text message (sms) screen to be filled solely with gray message bubbles.

Note: The accumulation of texts causing a "gray screen" can occur over minutes, hours, or days; as long as the consecutive stream or thread of messages (multiple gray message bubbles) is uninterrupted by the recipient sending a reply (green message bubble)
Hudson: You know that girl I met at Dan's Cafe Friday night?
David: Yeah?
Hudson: Well, she totally gray screened me last night.
David: Dude...sounds like a clinger to me.
Hudson: Yeah, stage nine.

or:

This girl has been gray screening the hell out of me!
by DCaugs March 22, 2011
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