Schmutzvering

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

by Sexydimma June 4, 2022

schmutz

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013

schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schutzenfest

A festival of guns and beer, celebrated in many parts of the world.
From the German for 'Shooting Festival'

Geez I got pissed az a maggot at the shitzenface an' I 'ant seen me wife since.

by Beer and Guns is Beut January 9, 2004

nookie smutz

Female pussy juice that is white on a black mans dick

that bitch nookie smutz'd all over my dick!

by Nookie Smutz King August 11, 2010

Schutz

The lowest rank in the Third Reich (1920s-1945).

Hans was a Schutz in the Reich's army.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004