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Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.
He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.
by BBBert November 30, 2011
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Scrum Master

A girl/boy who enjoys and is experienced at eating and licking around the bum hole/ballsack.
That Charlotte Duffield is a real Scrum Master!
by Scrummager July 1, 2020
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Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.
Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.
by Schumatrix November 14, 2009
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Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.
My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.
by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019
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sclamberg

I was up all night drinking, I need to take a Sclamberg.
by Poo Poo Guy January 15, 2008
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Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021
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scrum

when the food is absolutely, undeniably busting

abbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious
The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.

I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.
by alexlovesscrum April 18, 2023
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