Scoffoon

Scoffing like a buffoon

Our Benji looking dog Scott scoffs when he acts like a buffoon, therefore he is a scoffoon

by JapCarRealGood November 28, 2019

Sir Tubby Scoffalot

An individual that eats a substantial amount of food or is physically large of girth.

Look at him, he's a real Sir Tubby Scoffalot

by Chris Duffy May 22, 2008

scoffed

stole, five finger discount, took without asking

“I scoffed that from the variety store” “ I scoffed them from my sister’s closet“.

by noty2me January 4, 2020

scliff

word for marijuana cigarette

yo lets roll up anotha scliff

by DEEVO August 11, 2006

Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

scoff

To eat fast

"I like to scoff cock"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 3, 2003

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006