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smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
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shirk-fu

A term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. Often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. This allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.

Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.
1. Hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.
by Francis Lau March 9, 2008
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smirkable

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.
Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...
by ash1337 November 19, 2006
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skirkify

1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

root words: skirky
Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"
by core5doc December 11, 2008
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Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.
"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."
by TFE August 28, 2007
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Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
by disco banana December 3, 2009
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Error smirk

The happy expression on an employee's face when he or she has made a serious mistake at a loathed workplace. To the employee, it signals the possibility that the work place's reputation has been seriously damaged. This only occurs when an employee stays on for the perverse purpose of causing such damage.
"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."

"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.
by Cirdellin January 11, 2010
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