shirk-fu 

A term used to describe those working in an office job that possess an uncanny ability to shirk or avoid any type of work they are given. Often times a person skilled in this art will even be able to not only repel such work given to them but also induce more work to be done by the one asking. This allows for a repellent mechanism such that such appalling work request will not even be initiated in the future.

Some people may be a natural shirk-fu user while others requires years of training either by personality of being lazy or years of working at a government institution.

1. Hey really shirk-fu-ed his way out of that project.
2. In order to your workload at a reasonable level, anyone should have a small amount of knowledge in shirk-fu.

shirk-fu by Francis Lau March 9, 2008

shirt fucking

When two or more people are wearing the same shirt

DAMMIT TOM you are really shirt fucking me today you knew i was going to wear that

shirt fucking by ACMEMBER August 5, 2012

Shark Fuck 

Sharking or the Shark Fuck

(This position takes a bit of preparation)
Sharks have 2 penises that are inserted into the female during copulation.
For a man to achieve the same thing first he must “Clone HIS Bone” (dosent count if you use any old dildo).
Once you have an exact replica of YOUR penis your ready to shark fuck.

When I shark fuck I prefer to warm up both holes with a bit of double dipping from my own monster, when you ready to pop your cork drop the cloned bone into her snatch and surprise her sphincter with your cock.

Now fill her ass with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to fuck her self with you (cloned) cock while you go wash the turd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.

Shark Fuck by Lord Hanson January 21, 2010

Shirt full of Boobs 

Term used to describe or nickname for a girl with freakishly huge titties.

Damn, I want to get laid tonight. Let's get shirt full of boobs over there.

Shirt full of Boobs by phrasee January 6, 2010

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

Shirt Fuddler by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

Shirt fucking

When one or more people in a purely sexual relationship refuse to take their shirt off during intercourse, so as to maintain the mystery should a more personal, intimate relationship develop

Oh for gods sake Peter! Are we shirt fucking again? Just give it up already, I feel we are well suited mature adults. Is it because you have a superfluous nipple?

Shirt fucking by Phuk dat April 26, 2017

T shirt Fuck 

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.

Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.

T shirt Fuck by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021