schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs

yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.

by discat2g September 20, 2004

Schwing Schwong

The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"

Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"

John: "You know what I meant!"

Erik: "You're an idiot"

John: "I know"

by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008

Schwing Job

Stimulating the anus whilst getting off.

Yo girl,that schwing job last night was hella tight.

by Notrex Hanemann March 25, 2009

feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing

"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"

by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007

Ka-Schwing

It's the word Scwing with a "Kah" sound at the beginning.
Used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin' hot, but gives you a boner so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.

Dudeski 1: Dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?

Dudeski 2: Yeah, my dick Ka-Schinged so hard I think I ripped off some skin. I even shouted "Ka-Schwing"!

Dudeski 1: So that's why you fell over. And it explains the groin cast.

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

negative schwing

When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.

T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!

by G Lo September 21, 2004

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011