schwabble

ball sweat

I need to take off my pants so this schwabble can dry.

by poppycock56 June 20, 2011

habble schwabble

when you put your balls in someones eyes upside down and make them lick your dick at the same time.

Yeah if you fall asleep first, im gonna habble schwabble yo fat nigga ass.

by lil squat January 22, 2009

Schweeb

A generic noun-substitute, used in making sentences hilarious by virtue of its onomatopoetic sound.

A: How are you?
B: Pretty schweebin'.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy schweeb.

by Ourai December 9, 2008

Pullin a schweebs

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone

Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind

by Shleebs January 10, 2008

schneebly

A mystical creature that climbs into your noise after you do coke. Each time you breathe in they grab onto the coke and bring them into your brain for you while singing the schneebly song.

After doing a line...
Cokehead 1-Oh MAN how ya feeling.
Cokhead 2-(Takes a deep breath through his nose) SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY

by chickitychinathechinesechicken April 22, 2009

schleedle

when you put your finger in someones crevices such as in between their toes, fingers, or elbows

I'm going to schleedle you.

by leetleguy101 November 16, 2016

schwaeble

1. noun, meaning one who has an oversized cranium in proportion to their body; a head having a boulder-like appearance.
2. verb, an eclipsing of the sun due to a planet-like head.

"Hey dude, you're blocking the screen with your schwaeble."
"Your schwaeble has it's own orbit."
"The earth began to experience a second ice age because of the schwaebling of the sun."

by Tickturd December 28, 2008