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Slang taken from the Yiddish word for black, Schvartz usually refers to a person of African descent
I heard Jesse is dating a Schvartz
by crinjah December 10, 2009
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Big muscular black African American male that has huge rippling muscles.
Ever since Deshawn’s been hitting the gym....he has been looking more and more like an Arnold Schwarzenigger
by Misunderstooded January 10, 2021
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the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...

...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.
by bottomboy tj September 5, 2019
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schmartle

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(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008
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V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
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alex schwarz

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A half German who is pretty fucked up. Some say he is related to Lesley chau. But all we know is he's also half Chinese
A boy is called Alex schwarz
by Catmandu February 25, 2015
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He is a man who resembles Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he is of African American Descent.
(Black Girl get covered in a Tall Black Man's shade when she is tanning)
BG: Hey Arnold Schwarzenegro, can you move? You're blocking my sunlight.
by SilverwolfX9 December 1, 2011
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