schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

by lostaccident September 23, 2006

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022

Schucks

Meaning the same as "Gosh Darnit" and or, "well that sucks"
Used down in America usually.

Aw "Schucks", I was hoping to go to the game tonight.

by SirReese December 18, 2011

schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schnuckered

taken advantage of

I got schnuckered into buying these expensive jeans

by Gburtscher November 22, 2013

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

schmuck

schmuck is a term commonly used by people from the UK in reference to someone being an idiot or just when you simply feel like calling someone something.

you absolute schmuck aj

by nicki minajjjj March 7, 2022