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Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.
Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018
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Schrödinger's Gay

In this days, there are many sexual orientations.. Straight, Gay, Lesbian etc. Don't forget Schrödinger's Gay too!
by Epicness + Dankness January 3, 2021
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schrödinger's boyfriend

He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.
Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.
by CHorta13 May 11, 2016
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schrödinger's emoticon

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:
Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):
by DangerZone October 10, 2014
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Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship
Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"
by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013
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Schrödinger's Virgin

In accordance to the thought experiment devised by the Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger, the schrodinger´s virgin is the individual who cannot prove their first act of sexual intercourse due to a lack of tangible evidence. That is, he finds himself in a quantum superposition as a result of a subatomic event that may or may not have occured.
"Bro I finally lost my virginity!"
"With whom?"
"...you dont know her. She lives in Canada."
"Your a Schrödinger's Virgin because we dont kow if thats true"
by The Daddy Oakdawg October 9, 2018
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Schrödinger's Cat

To add to Nope4810's definition...

"Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense."

...Don't worry. The analogy is supposed to not make sense. Schrödinger was trying to illustrate how absurd it is to apply quantum mechanics on a macro scale.
Schrödinger's Cat is a deliberately confusing analogy trying to show how absurd the theory behind it actually is.
by lipplog August 30, 2015
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