schooliosis

Twisting of the spine, backaches and leg pain caused by sitting at cramped desks at school or college for most of the day or night.

I couldn't get my homeworkness done because of schooliosis!

by pentozali October 20, 2009

Schooliosis

an anabnormal, lateral curvature of your life when you are juggling work, school, and/or a relationship.

One more hour to go today
Then 4 left till I come back
Tomorrow
And 3 of those
I'll sleep away
Leaves me no time to relax and enjoy
Such is the life of the schooliosis.
It's a never ending cycle of nothing
And it's killing me.

by Joey the Ransom Spider September 24, 2009

Schooliosis

The crippling effect school has on the working students social life.

Won't be able to make the show Friday night, im suffering the debilitating effects of schooliosis.

by Cohdilicious September 29, 2009

Schoolstudy

A word, possibly in newspeak, often uttered by Asians referring to their studies in school.

My schoolstudy consists of Chinese, Math, and English.

by BarackObama1138thx August 26, 2013

Schooliosis

A diagnosis which is common among students of schools or colleges. Can be caused by heavy bags or overworking the back on campus.

Guy 1: Bro my back hurts so much from this bag.

Guy2: Bro I think you have schooliosis.

by Nmitevmn September 20, 2019

SCHOOLiosis

SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary

person 1: "have you started your essay yet"

person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"

by Yeetygirly October 20, 2019

schooliosis

variant of cooliosis, meaning school
used in place of the word school

yo i've gotta go to schooliosis, we'll talk later

by weaasella January 5, 2021