Bloop Schnorg

yes

friend 1: hello friend 2!
friend 2: Bloop Schnorg my fellow human

by fuckayooooooooooooo December 10, 2021

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021

schnurple

a word that replaces anything you would like it to be.

i schnurpled your mom last night.

is that a schnurple in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

your schnurple is showing.

by schnurple February 14, 2009

shnorp

The act of consuming soup.

I ate the bagel,
I drank the milk,
I snorped the soup.

by dk May 13, 2005

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010

Schnorkdobbled

To be crushed or destroyed without mercy.

That guys just schnorkdobbled got right in the face!

by Beowolf Schaefer September 19, 2009

schnort

A small penis. Opposite of a schlong.

Let's have a look at your schnort! Put your schnort away!

by Mattysimpooo July 22, 2016