Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

Schnoodle

substitution for any dirty word

"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"
"Are you scnhooldly seriouse,what the schnoodle?"
"That bitch is a total schnoodle"

by Heather Lyane Smith December 27, 2007

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Oh Schnoodle!

Also known as "schnoodle!" or "oh my schnoodle" or "schnoodle my poodle" the child that made this phrase goes to a Christian school,where cursing is INNAPROPRIATE, so, he made this excellent phrase to calm his anger.

Definition:A word used when suprised,angry,or just a random word to say.

Synonyms: Poop! Snap! Aw shucks!

Bobby:jumps out of the bushes
Cameron: Oh Schnoodle! *starts crying*
Bobby: I didnt mean to scare you that bad...
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by thechristianuser February 12, 2020

Schnoodle

Schnoodle: (verb)To flirt in a cute, playful, and innocent way. Its often gross to witness

Mom, dad, don't Schnoodle in front if me. It's disgusting.

by NEWLEZ TRUSILE December 26, 2016

Schnoodling

The act of passionate tip to tip rubbing of the head of the penis between two men.

I don't feel like butt sex tonight, I was looking forward to just schnoodling.

by thumbs October 29, 2019