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Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult
Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga
by N1klas March 23, 2021
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Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.
"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"
by SJL123 July 18, 2021
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Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
end of story):
by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.
"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"
by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006
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Schmutzwurst

A german word, literally means "Dirt-Sausage".
German:
Hey Peter du alte Schmutzwurst!
English:
Hey Peter you old Schmutzwurst!
by Kermit213 January 5, 2010
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