When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.
Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.
by Kwistin September 25, 2005
Get the schmiegel mug.The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008
Get the Schmizzle mug.a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.
by 703 amxs January 31, 2008
Get the schmiege mug.Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
by Wild Child June 20, 2004
Get the Schnizers mug.Scott's van is a schizenboxen.
by Snotty mungilingus March 12, 2008
Get the schizenboxen mug.A traditional tall hairstyle worn my American men, using excessive amounts of hair products to force the bangs vertically giving the allusion of being taller. This hair style is reserved for most game show hosts, pushy sales people and anyone from New Jersey.
by The Winning Weasel August 10, 2016
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