schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

schmicker

The biggest prick who's ever lived.

Damn that Schmicker's a prick!

by schmicker's mom March 4, 2005

schmickley

A) a slightly over-weight grasshopper that enjoys wearing laytex


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B) a slang term for anal bleeding




C) featured in a popular sean paul song

A) i rubbed my schmickley this morning


B) greg made me schmickley!


C) shake dat ting ms.kt smikliegh

by preincumbent February 8, 2004

schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

schmice

1. Promotional Consideration. Trinkets given by companies to people who buy and use their products.
2. Gift with purchase
3. Free goods

How much schmice would you need to close this deal?

Since I am buying this, I am going to need some schmice for my staff... teeshirts, hats, pins...

by sekbeans September 18, 2008

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Shmicket

A small, yet noticeable amount.

Can I have the BLT with just a shmicket of mayo, please? By the way you’ve got a shmicket of peanut butter just above your lip there...

by Garlic Salt March 29, 2019