schmeal

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmexy

schmexy, its like sexy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just sexy, or if its a little more special than sexy, like sexy, and they are a nice man/woman too!

damn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
Frances
OH HELL YES

by d{^_^}b Adam August 31, 2006

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

schexnailder

male who fucks hot girls the best

Sam does the best schexnailder

by TNTrockshard January 14, 2008

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

schmecho

It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.

Dude, you shoulda heard the schmecho tonite while I was bustin it with your sister in the can!

by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006