Schweitzitize

(Verb) To pretend to disinfect.

Albertans were treated to a rare glimpse of legislative liturgy when they watched a minister ritually schweitzitize his hands at the podium.

by JcakSnigelton December 8, 2020

Schweitzerphobia

The fear of leveling an oven. When the larry car operator blows the horn for a level, and the pusher operator does anything they can to drop back for a level.

That man must have Schweitzerphobia, I've been ready for a level for 5 minutes and I've gotten 17 empties.

by JBurke1017 June 16, 2021

Schmitz

Instead of using the derogatory or profane word "shit" to express your dissatisfaction.

Schmitz, I forgot to study for my Chemistry exam.

by CutePenguin September 26, 2021

Schmetzer

Penis

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023

Schneitzenbroke

Probably someone from the Midwest idk

“Jake Schneitzenbroke is coming to the cheese festival tonight”

by Reggy Roo May 7, 2025

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018