Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

Schlooby

The fatty gristle on a piece of meat that is unpleasant to eat.

"Eww, that meat is so schlooby"
"The meat isn't cooked, it's still schlooby"

by Drinking buddy May 23, 2018

Schlooby

The fatty gristle on a piece of meat that is unpleasant to eat.

"Eww, that steak is so schlooby"
"The meat isn't cooked yet, it's still schlooby"

by Drinking buddy May 23, 2018

Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot

Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart

by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020

Schlor

When your girl sucks your balls with a mouthful of Mountain Dew

Jenny gave the the Schlor last night

by buttbees August 13, 2020

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

Schloob

Rat
Flanking

"He's a schloob."
He's a Rat.
"He couldn't stop schloobing."

He couldn't stop flanking.

Used in the most dire of situations while gaming.

by bullyhunter6 November 22, 2022