Schlongbag

An adjective for an asshole or annoying person

He really abandoned you at the dance? What a schlongbag.

by rwexman August 2, 2022

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Schlongaurant

SCHLONGAURANT. A public establishment where meales are served by handsome and scanty-dressed waiters to paying female customers.

"I want to go to a schlongaurant. Any ideas?"
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."

by Mozart72 May 31, 2023

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schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

by xkikdtykcxjf August 2, 2023

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schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

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Schlongster is an extension of the word schlong. Schlongster is a word used to describe someone, who excessively uses their 'schlong'. This word is also to be used as an insult against someone, who you think is particularly annoying. Schlongster is a newfound generational word, used by the most persistent and admired men and women. The word "schlongster" shall be used carefully and only in certain cases where you have earned it.

"Mike you are so annoying, can you stop being such a schlongster"

by Peterkaukaulanapa May 8, 2025

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