A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”
ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome
guy2: hell yah brother
ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed
guy 2: 25...pussy
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome
guy2: hell yah brother
ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed
guy 2: 25...pussy
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Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
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It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
"I need to schlumph before the party."
"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."
"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."
"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
by xy&...z February 3, 2010
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