Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

Schladle

An old Czechoslovakian derogatory term for a gross vagina. In former Czechoslovakia, men would often warn one another not to have intercourse with a woman because of her schladle.

"Dude, I know you're drunk right now, but do not fuck that chick. She's got a total schladle."

by AdamKisling March 10, 2015

schlord

An overly camp, in the closet homosexual!

Yeah I think he's a schlord......did the pink sock give it away??

by marywillya August 21, 2007

schleadle

A schleadle occurs when a man sharts and cums in his pants simultaneously.

Excuse me, sir, but it seems you may have schleadled.

by Shleadle-D September 26, 2010

Schloa

A schloa is a very small sword. It is wielded by a schloaginite, and admired by schloagines.

Pronounced: 'sch' as in shoe, 'lo' as in lore, and 'a' as in ah.

Example A:
Do not fear. It is only a schloa.

by WSama August 22, 2018

Schloagine

A schloagine is an admirer of schloaginite's who wield schloa's which are very small swords.

For more details see Schloa and Schloaginite.

The poor man was ridiculed for wielding a schloa. That was before he found Mr. Smith's daughter who has always been quite the schloagine. She understands the schloanic art very well.

by WSama August 22, 2018

Schladoodled

To get fucked up with drugs and alcohol

Yo boys lets get schladoodled tonight.

by The element booster July 11, 2019