schlock

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.

by banned in france October 25, 2004

schlock house

A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.

This place is a real schlock house.

by staygun August 5, 2010

Schlockout

The act of which the male whips his schlong out and slaps the female's face with it until she gets knocked out

Ooooo that's a schlockout, Mitchell said as he put his schlong back in his pants.

by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 22, 2018

Schlicky

1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.

2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.

3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.

That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.

I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.

You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.

by Scarrath April 6, 2010

Shlick

SHLICK / SHLICKING
Schlick, or schlicking, is the sound supposedly made when a girl/woman masturbates. Urban Dictionary has recorded its usage as a slang since 2003.

The name derived from Japanese comics not long after the word FAP was invented (Fap is the word used for male masturbation sounds in Japanese comics).

Shanon Lee: I want to play with myself...

-SHLICK SHLICK SHLICK-

Shanon Lee: Ahhhh.. that felt great!

by Dr. Alice Berg January 31, 2012

Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation

Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011

schmick

Descriptive word, usually depecting a person or thing. If referring to a person, theres Lots of confidence, and an aura of almost detachment. In general, Means very suave, very smooth, ultra-cool.

"That guy over there is so schmick"
"My car is totally schmick"

by JessMiester July 13, 2004