schlaumb

ridiculous looking fellow

That band geek is a complete schlaumb.

by Made By David and Travis October 29, 2005

schlamed

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

schlammblut

the German word for a muggle (none magical born) wizard/witch

her parents are muggles so she is a schlammblut

by blueeyedtimothy January 17, 2011

schlabookie

A word for when you can't remember what something is actually called.

"Let's go to that Schlabookie Cafe for dinner."

"Leave it on the schlabookie in my office"

by BigDealT March 6, 2014

Schlampe

pronounced shlampa, it means slut in German

German dude 1. Sie ist ein Schlampe?
German dude 2. Oh ja, Große Zeit

by Greasy Dicc April 5, 2018

Guten Tag meine Schlampe

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'

Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

by PossumCuber November 19, 2010

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017