scalenous

uneven.

A human hand has scalenous fingers.

by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

scaleing

to awkwardly walk around looking for something to do with your friends in order to kill time

Kid 1: dude im bored

Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?

Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go

by con bro chill hyahh December 30, 2011

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

scalineio

a soft boner

wow thats one scalineio

by hgytltjs June 16, 2020

Salient

Parts that stick out.

I'd like to see Casandra's salient points in a sweater.

by timsworld October 3, 2020

Scalenet Rich

When one's account balance has many zero's but couldn't afford to buy a baguette - this is because Scalenet coins are the antithesis of Ard Munnays!

Chancy 'I am going to produce a whirlwind of low effort memes to push my narrative, financed by the thousands I will collect in Tithes'

Frothbard 'Good luck with that, I hear the Venezuelans were dumping their Taxcoin for Bolivars, You may have a lot but your "Scalenet Rich" it's not Ard Munnays.

by Ard-Munnays November 23, 2020