Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010

Eye of Sauron

Basically, it is the moment when you are about to come and should be pulling out while having unprotected sex. Statistically, about 99.8% of males do not know when to pull out and get "spotted" by the Eye, resulting in unwanted pregnancies and general bad attitude from their ladyfriend.

I pulled out before the "Eye of Sauron" spotted me. My man down the block wasn't so lucky though. His girl is due any day.

by Dr. Parker August 4, 2005

Sauron

Besides the dark lord of LOTR, this term can be used to describe a person or situation that is unpleasant or annoying or just messed up.

When referring to a person:
My teacher just failed me because I spelled naissance without the "i." She's such a sauron.

When referring to a situation:
Guy 1- Dude! My laptop just got stolen.
Guy 2- That's so sauron!

by EripphasSmaerd March 19, 2005

Eye Of Sauron

a big ass bush with a big cock hanging in the middle.

Is that gargamel standing in view? No, that's called the Eye of Sauron

by ch@-ch1nggg October 18, 2011

Eye of Sauron

The unwanted attention of the internet community. Especially when the attention includes malicious intent.

Sony BMG entered the Eye of Sauron because it sold CDs that install a Rootkit onto a computer.

Scientology attracts the Eye of Sauron because of its attempts to control its image on the internet.

by TomThumb1 May 5, 2010

White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings

steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?

by steve_dave March 3, 2008

Sauroman

Level 60 warlock in World of Warcraft, he's the leetest warlock in the game, everyone wants to be him, plays on the Skullcrusher server.

"omg wtf! i just got pwnt by some crazy human lock!"
"must have been Sauroman"

by Sauroman_is_leet September 28, 2006