Elijah Wood

aka Rijah, Lij, Lijah, Wood, Woody, Teh Sex
An amazing male actor most famously seen in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but most beloved in Try Seventeen(All I Want). Known for his big, beautiful, blue eyes.
Especially great when coupled with Dominic Monaghan and/or Billy Boyd.
1. Dom: Elijah Wood, are you famous because of your big beautiful blue eyes? Big, blue...
EW: *maniacal laughter* ummm....
2. Dom: Elijah, you dumped Franka Potente. VIE?
EW: *maniacal laughter* ummm....
by EripphasSmaerd March 19, 2005
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Sauron

Besides the dark lord of LOTR, this term can be used to describe a person or situation that is unpleasant or annoying or just messed up.
When referring to a person:
My teacher just failed me because I spelled naissance without the "i." She's such a sauron.

When referring to a situation:
Guy 1- Dude! My laptop just got stolen.
Guy 2- That's so sauron!
by EripphasSmaerd March 19, 2005
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