shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

by YAWA October 8, 2017

Pickle Sitter

Pretty self explanatory... one who sits on pickles. Usually practiced by homosexuals who enjoy the sensation of pickles penetrating their asshole.

Hey Joe, don't be alone in a room with Randy... he's a known pickle sitter.

by TummyStix January 18, 2008

pretty setter squad

a group of boys from Haikyuu that are all settees and extremely attractive

Iwaizumi: oh there goes my "friend" oikawa
Hinata: oh yeah him and kageyama are part of the pretty setter squad

by iluviwa November 21, 2020

rowan salter

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella

rowan salter means crazy

by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018

slatternly

slovenly;untidy or slutty, or the quality of behaving like a slattern}

That women sleeps with every man she runs into. She is so slatternly.

by rbs1 May 9, 2007

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018