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Saskatchewan Snake 

In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.
Did you see that guy’s car? He had a huge Saskatchewan Snake between the wheels!
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Saskatchewan Screamer 

When you take your boner outside in sub-zero temperatures before putting it in your partner.
If my wife thought my bare feet were cold, wait until she catches this Saskatchewan Screamer.

Saskatchewan Cooler 

The process of using accumulated snow to keep your alcohol cold. Usually seen in the form of throwing your warm beer into a snow bank for fast cooling results.
Yeah man my Kokanee was warm but we’ve got a foot of snow so I threw them in the old
Saskatchewan cooler and they cooled off real fast.

Saskatchewan Satchmo 

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.
As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

Saskatchewan Sunrise 

Ehh buddy how bout we slam some Saskatchewan Sunrise before we hit the bars for some Caesars

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope 

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.
Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.
Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.