Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.

Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.

by SophXxx September 11, 2008

jack sparrow

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you.
1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.)
2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy.

Daft like Jack...
A bloody pirate, a scallywag!

by Bloom_and_Depp_luva October 8, 2003

Captain Jack Sparrow

A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.

- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.

by aram_j June 23, 2011

swamp of sorrows

Swamp of Sorrows is never the right answer, however, it is still better to answer questions with it, than admitting that you do not know the correct answer.

Additionally it can be used to replace positive words such as awesome, incredible, great and outstanding. May also be shortened to SoS.

1) question: Which team won the Superbowl in 2005?
answer: Swamp of Sorrows!

2) I was at this great party with my friends last night. It was totaslly SoS!

by tehdood January 6, 2009

jack sparrow

the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas!!!!!!!

.. o and will too.

BUT I LUV JACK!!!

" thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves!"

"..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?"

by Charlie (i'm a grl...that would be freaky if i was a guy..) November 15, 2003

Jack Sparrowing

An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)

Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!

by Salty Q January 18, 2009

Sparrow

Sparrow is the name for a someone who goes out of their way to make people happy and is nice, and will always be there when you need them. In fact, they should be the word for nice in the official dictionary.

That person is a Sparrow, so nice, and helps me out in my games!

by Yummerinos July 3, 2020