Sapiosexual

Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough

She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing

by Wakandaforeva May 9, 2018

Sapiosexual

A clitial region that tends to swell up and become moist in the presents of intelligence.

Mary's bean became moist and swelled up when Ryan spoke of the quasi isotopic characteristics of the material present because of her Sapiosexual tendencies.

by Yerddrey June 21, 2016

Sapiosexual

brain horny.

“Check out that big brain on Brett” said my sapiosexual friend, overcome with lust.

by Jonseagull September 21, 2022

sapiosexual

A trait usually found in whores. They MAY only love or date smart guys, but that doesn't mean they won't also fuck around with other guys to get what all women want: a dominant, bad boy who may or may not have a sizable penis and who definitely must know how to use it (among other appendages). Basically, if you are trying to get with a girl who identifies as a sapiosexual, be careful. Sapiosexual does not mean the same thing as monogamous.

Mary told me she was a sapiosexual, so I took it as meaning she wasn't a whore. I was wrong when I found her impaled on a big black dick one night. Guess I'll smarten up from now on.

by OLPZach July 18, 2014

sapiosexual

what snowflake straights try to steal from the ace community

You aren't sapiosexual, straight guy/gal.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Sapiosexual

Somebody that is sexually attired by someone that is intelligent regardless of their beauty. That is they are more attracted to someone intelligent than someone else less intelligent without regarding beauty. If that someone is ugly as hell but intelligent doesn't automatically means there is an attraction. There must be more. Like completion in fields of intelligence, some beauty of course if you play in your league. Some appreciation of the other intelligence. The beauty is another less higher in importance in your choosing of a mate to perform with.

I am a sapiosexual which means intelligence turns me on. I don't mean beauty is not a factor.

by Senshi01 January 18, 2018

Sapiosexual

A Sapiosexual might say the following when replacing an underutilized piece of their furniture:

"I have very lukewarm feelings about this lamp; I mean, he's fine. But, he's bland, and he's just not bright enough to bother turning him on very often. So, bottom line is: He reminds me too much of my ex."

I think Youtuber Simone Giertz is Sapiosexual.

by BeyondWhatIsKnown October 29, 2021