sailoring

verb.

1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.

Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?

Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…

Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...

by Spelly D April 23, 2013

sandrino

Sandrino is a tall guy with brown eyes and a high pitched voice. He's really cute, caring and he's a really good friend. Even if he don't drink alcohol, never accept a lift from him because he has a bad sense of orientation and you will be lost in a few minutes.

You'll love him, I promise

Guy 1: Why are you visiting Venice?
Guy 2: I don't know, I was supposed to be at home now but Sandrino gave me a lift.

by Iwonnonutnovember September 16, 2020

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway

A royal man. Sandrino's pronouns are "His Majesty/His Imperial Greatness". He is a charming, mysterious character, who is madly in love with his Lady. His Majesty is jealous and will attack you in you try to touch his Lady. He is very selective when it comes to friendship: if you are a normie or a banal human being, you better understand that you have nearly no chance. Nevertheless, you might have an opportunity to befriend him if you gift him a purple cape or a nice guitar. But you have to be aware: you can't lay your eyes on Sandrino without falling in love.

Girl 1: I wish I could be Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway's girlfriend!
Girl 2: Darling, who doesn't?

by Trix303 November 22, 2021

Santosing

san-tō’-sing
The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor, perfidious, deceitful, scam, grifter, carnival barker.

No one tolerate the constant SANTOSING of the speaker, so we all got up and left.

by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022

Santosing

san-tō’-sing
The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor.

The speaker was doing so much Santosing, that none of us wanted to listen anymore so we got up and left.

by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021