Ryan Salyer

A stud, handsome. A guy who is super hilarious, funny, outgoing, and inspiring. Has style and an awesome smile. Is always there for you when you need him. Very smart and witty. Loveable and knows how to hold an interesting conversation. Prankster. You can't help but love him and enjoy his company. Trooper, and champion for overcoming big challenges in life. Awesome person. Friendly, cool, and definitely a person you can lean on and trust.

I was feeling sad, so I went to go hug Ryan Salyer. My day got better.

by RussianLove December 14, 2011

slazer

(noun) a slut; formed from the abbreviation for Simulated LASER, but came to mean slut due to the its initial sound

That girl is such a slazer

by Diggs February 17, 2003

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear, that motherfucker has Salyers Syndrome. How can you be that retarded?

by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020

Salieri stare

A salieri stare is a reference to the film Amadeus. In the movie, salieri; a musician obsessively envies his rival, mozart.

And fittingly, it is used to describe a stare that potrays envy.

Man, i got a perfect score on the analysis final. Daniel gave me the salieri stare.

by Monke222 August 28, 2021

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010

rowan salter

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her

Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend

by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019

ellie salter

A specky little gremlin who sit inside all day and eats dominos and nonces on year 8’s

oi ellie salter u specky nonce

by BigDong7 November 5, 2020